January 2012
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I now have 69 followers
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Dear Colleges
STOP SENDING ME EMAILS
Explosions in the Sky is such an awesome band.
Their music has such a strange healing factor to it.
Perfect to listen to when things just aren’t going quite right.
2 hour delay?
School never gets cancelled. I just want to have a 3 day freaking weekend.
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iPod is broken. CD player in my car is broken.
SOLUTION: Walkman plugged into auxiliary cable.
Crisis averted.
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Dear Teen Couples on Twitter
Quit flirting all over the homepage. They invented texting so you can do it there. Sincerely, bitterly single teenage boy.
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When girls take self-pics alone in the school...
getsteezy:
Lol what are you doing? You look like an idiot and I’m laughing.
And they include cheesy captions like “KEEP MOVING ON <3” then it gets 79 likes on facebook and people comment “OMG YOUR GORGEOUSSS!!” You are making a fool of yourself! Stop!!!
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